woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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