Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
They are going to name an STD after you.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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