Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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