Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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