i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
