Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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