Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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