Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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