I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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