This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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