you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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