She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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