$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
