i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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