so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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