i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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