You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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