I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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