If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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