i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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