Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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