Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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