Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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