Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
