so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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