So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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