About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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