whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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