He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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