on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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