I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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