Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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