I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Is that strawberry winking at me??
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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