My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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