Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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