so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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