normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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