I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
we made out on top of his cat.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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