maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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