You surviving the open bar?
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The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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