Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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