so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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