you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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