I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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