U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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