the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My dick has a subreddit
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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