i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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