check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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