Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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