pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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