we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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