so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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