I cockslap morals
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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