remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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