By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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